Smart-Ass Index Cards

Force almost anything with an ingenious utility that looks like it came straight from an office supply store.

“Smart Ass Index Cards” takes Bill Abbott’s legendary bulletproof Smart Ass forcing system and gives you complete control over what’s written on the cards.

Customize them with names, places, objects, products, animals, drawings, or anything else that fits your routine. You are no longer limited to a single presentation. You can build an effect around your personality, your show, or even a specific event.

Although they look exactly like ordinary lined index cards, these have been custom-made from the ground up. Each card is printed on thick stock with a premium linen finish, allowing you to add large, bold words and designs without anything bleeding through.

At 4 by 6 inches, these are the largest Smart Ass cards ever produced. They are easy to see from the back of a theater or banquet hall without video support, yet the method is deceptive enough to perform up close at a house party or in a parlor setting.

The cards come inside a sturdy hard-shell carrying box designed to look like ordinary office-supply packaging. Reset takes only a few seconds, making this a practical tool for working performers.

Use “Smart Ass Index Cards” as the foundation of an original routine, pair them with the Nobrainer prediction, or add them to any effect that requires a surefire force.

You’ll receive:

• 54 custom 4-by-6-inch lined cards
• Hard-shell carrying box
• Jumbo permanent marker
• Detailed video instructions
• Bill’s “McCombical Beans” routine
• “Customize Your Smart Ass” downloadable book

The tutorial takes you through everything, including showing you how to properly customize the cards, walking you through the basic handling, and giving you the tools to start developing routines of your own.

Finally, being a Smart Ass pays off. Get “Smart Ass Index Cards” now at Vanishing Inc.