Piff's Personal Pack Playing Cards

Uncovered from deep within the dragon's lair, this is your chance to own limited edition playing cards directly from Piff the Magic Dragon's personal stash.

When you're a magic dragon, regular cards just don't cut it. You're just one sneeze away from them going up in flames. Which is exactly why "Piff's Personal Pack Playing Cards" have been flame-proofed with an Anti-Dragon Fire Spell that offers premium protection against dragon fire. (Please be advised that it does not protect against regular human fire. Do not try to light them on fire, they will burn.)

Piff didn't want any expense spared on this timeless heirloom. Seriously... He didn't even ask how much it would cost before telling the printer to just "gold foil the sh-t out of everything". All 52 cards have been thoughtfully included alongside two specially commissioned Piff Jokers, and a custom-tailored tuck with a genuine seal.

By now you've probably realized these premium cards are not cheap. But they're a collectable treasure. And who wants cheap treasure? These "Piff's Personal Pack Playing Cards" are premium cards for a premium collector. Which is ironic because they've been printed on luxurious crushed cardstock to ensure they fan, faro and flourish like a dream. But, most of you probably will never even open them. You'll just keep them sealed and pass them down from generation to generation.

If you're still reading this, you're clearly interested. So, add some of these "Premium Piff the Magic Dragon Cards" to the fancy magical shopping cart and buy them before they sell out.